Rules: Nothing offensive and no flaming.

Example: The Borg assimilated Earth.

but i was there and they dicided to follow me to victory

Ang I come and keel em all pwnd

And i bring in my super uber and pwn you.

And I come and annihillate you all!

CCCCHHHOOOOOOCCCCCOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I pwn you all with my STICK OF PWNAGE

(Deceit) (Fear) (Vanity) (Melancholy)

The stick of PWNAGE breaks.

And i kill you all with my death note. Whahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

I am cloned again and is now unaffected by death notes. All hail the admin gods!

score Im one I think lol

tracer falls in salt face first eyes open and i get a new stick of pwnage

I cry

I bring in a large Leviathan stack and pwn you all!!

Then bring in 1 mill. rcs to clean up.

*Lightning rains down on ecplispes planets, as he has angered the admin gods with his trying to kill me*

Quantum in huis rage trips over the members of this site and falls face first into salt

Oh gee thanks.

Then I shall shoot you all with lightning. Then I shall eat pudding.

I disintigrate everything.

I get my newly painted T.E.W.S. and pwn you all except eclipse and quantum

the pwning stop at me and bounces back to you and you fall into salt wile an ax wizes by you head

I use the the swrartz to pwn you all, because i got the upside.