Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted I shot you with another one.

I wish you didnt die.

granted, i soon die again because i decided to wish again.

I wish i didn't die because of wishes.

Granted you die when you corrupt them.

I wish you didnt die because of that.

Granted. He now dies every time he posts.

I wish that didn't kill him.

I'm getting tired of dieing people.

I wish Q75 was Immortal.

Granted. But he will die of old age still.

I wish i had me an army of borg.

Granted, I kill you and take control. Killing anybody that says i die.

i wish for a wish that wished for a wish that also wished that i didn't die.

Granted. Everyone else dies, and you live out eternity alone, and go insane.

I wish for an army of darlecs.

Granted you and Q75 go to war.

I wish I had my old army.

granted, silri destroys them all.

i wish peace reigned over the galaxies of the waring rpg.

Granted the mirror universe takes over.

I wish trek tech was real and we had it and knew how to use it

granted, the end of the world happens when we figure out how to use it.

i wish we had better presidential candidates.

Granted. One is still bad and gets elected.

I wish for a giant cookie.

Granted but the cookie is in DW's forum.

I wish we had more smilies.

granted, they kill us all!

i wish the smilies didn't kill us all.

granted, they kill you.
i wish the game im working on getting on this computer wouldnt take 24 hours to DL...

Granted, it takes 48 hours to download.

i wish my star wars game worked correctly.

Granted your computer stops working.

I wish Dondon and me will chat soon.

granted. you say something wrong and he bans you.
i wish t35 wasnt bant

granted Im now flammed and never log on.

I wish I wasnt flammed.

Granted your computer has 255 viruses

I wish Tracers CPU didn't has 255 viruses

Grated yours does.

I wish you cpu didnt have any virus.

granted yours dose now

I wish that niether of us had viruses

Granted Q75 does now.

I wish he still had the virus.