Corrupt-A-Wish

This was very popular on the old forum so i bring it back.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a box.

granted. theres a giant metroid inside, and it sucks on you like a lollipop till you die

i wish people didnt act so stupid

Granted. they now act completaly retarded.

I wish for a death star.

granted i destroys the earth and all life dies. the death star with it.

i wish the weather people weren't ignorant to whats happening outside.

granted. now they use that knowledge to take over the earth.


i wish there were no more zombies in the world

Granted. vampires take over.

I wish for a private yaht.

granted. it sink in the artic

i wish i won the lottery

granted, when you go to redeem it, the building gets held up and you get shot


i wish no one would corrupt my wish

granted now everone annihalates your wishes.

i wish that i could understand why you wished for no one to corupt your wish.

Granted. the logic causes you to comit suicide.

I wish for world peace.

granted, but the world peace is not nice to you and you get strangled.

I wish that all porn was deleted and the ppl who made it got arrested in a high-security prison.

Granted. The people who look at it kill you because your wish deletad it.

I wish for i chocolatebar.

Granted, its poisened.

I wish for a pet rock.

granted. i steal it and draw offensive things on it



i wish i was dondon

granted now when you fail at making a flash trek game for not wishing for knowledge on how to code you were killed by dissapointed fans.

(remeber be specific)

i wish i knew what i wanted to wish for so someone could corrupt it.

Not granted, unless you want to sit infront of porn pics for 5 hours.

I wish for giant feet.

what do you mean NOT GRANTED!



granted now you make big holes when you walk and are put outside because you caused to much damage inside the house but you have trouble getting outside with your 5 foot long and 3 foot wode feet.


i wish you told me why you said NOT GRANTED!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted. You still don't understand.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish.

Granted but the wish was your last one.

I wish for a perfectly healthy delishios choclate bar.

Granted. You are then mald by a bear.

I wish for a giant unpoisend cookie.

Granted but I shake it and open it to your face.

I wish I could be a vampire.

Granted. you are soon killed by likens.

I wish for an M14, assault rifle.

granted, someone takes it and accidently shoots you.

i wish for a earth dreadnought calss ship.

Granted but I destroy it with my klingon uber.

I wish I owned an entire alpha quadrant.

granted everyone kills you because of your bad leadership.

i wish i had another earth class dreadnoght that killed your klingon uber.