Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, it blows you up with all the rest of the wraith tanks.

I wish for a warthog jeep.

Granted. My scorpion blows it up.

I wish I had an invinicible scorpion that I can stay in forever.

Granted, everyone is alread dead, including you, so your body is trapped in there forever.

I wish I had a tank.

granted. I blow it up with a very large version of the scarab.

I wish I had a UNSC Cruiser.

Granted, It self destructs.

I wish I had an extremely huge and powerful, and invincible scarab tank.

Granted. I open the hatch and stick you with 3 things - a plasma grenade, a stick grenade and a phosphorus grenade.

I wish I had plasma grenades in my room.

Granted, they explode once you enter.

I wish nothing exploded.

Granted. Nothing exploded, thus I'm still alive.

I wish everything exploded with the impact of a nuke

(and hey u need to still do my RP gawd !)

Check your first post.

Granted, you go with us.

I wish I wasn't killed by the nuke

Granted. Right before the nuke exploded you were killed by an asteroid.

I wish the universe imploded and then exploded causing nothing to happen in theory.

Granted, you die.

wish for a 50. SMG with no kickback or barral rise.

granted someone takes it wile your sleeping and shots you with it

i wish i was in the 29th century

Granted, you are the last human and are kept in a zoo, no one knows your language and you are treated bad.

I wish for scientist to figure out cold fusion.

granted the figue it's impossible and give up

I wish i was born in the 22nd century

Granted. You are killed on NX-01 in the Expanse.

I wish I gave a phail sign to eclipse for not wishing.

*makes sign with PHAIL on it and throws it at eclipse and hits him in the eye*

granted wile trowing it you trip and fall in salt eyes first

i wish that every day was wensday or saturday

Granted but since all days are Saturdays now nobody can buy food
as they don't have money, the schools had to close due to it always
being weekend, and you are bored.

I wish that you could buy Linerider 2 for the DS where i come from...


IT SUX TAT I CANT GET LINRIDER FOR MI DS

granted but you by a proxy version and get arrested


I wish fire read i said every day was WENSDAY or Saturday

Granted. he dosen't care and ignores it.

I wish for an corruptible wish.

granted it is the worst currupt EVER on this fourm

i wish the more

Granted you get the less

I wish people would see how bad Obama is.

granted but now every one on this forum hates you for bring up polotics in the currupt a wish section

I wish that you didn't have to start over once you complete you epic destiny in D&D