Corrupt-A-Wish

granted life has no meaning now

i wish gas wasn't $4 a gallon

granted its 100$ for half a gallon.
i wish gas was free

Granted, it's all gone.

I wish i could live longer.

granted, your a vampire.
i wish he wasnt a vampire

granted he's a zombie

i wish i could live longer

Granted, somebody kills you.

i wish i could find other ways to corrupt a wish instead of copying others.

Granted you ow corrupt your own wishes.

I wish for world destroction.

Granted, mars is destroyed.

I wish mars was not destroyed.

granted Earth was

i wish i was ruler of the world

Granted, you rule Venus and the gas kills you.

I wish I could rule Mars.

granted you die because you can't breath there

i wish i had 1000000 yen

granted, it was stolen ffrom the chinese goverment and your being hunted like a deer
i wish for a non lethal wish

granted your in jail for 10 years

i wish i was taller

granted, no home fits your being 15 foot and all.

i wish for another non-lethal, non-jail wish.

granted your in a vegatative state

i wish i was exan TALLER

granted, your feet are the size of the earth and crush everything until no life exists....at that point everything goes supernova.

i wish that didn't happen.

granted your still in a vegatative state

i wish i was EVEN TALLER

Granted you now hold the Earth in your hands.

I wish you were shorter.

granted im still 400 ft tall

i wish i was EVEN TALLER

granted now your so big you suffocate in space.
i wish there wasnt a giant dead body floating in space

granted, it burns and causes the earth to burn up..

i wish that i could wish for a wish that uncorupts another wish.

Not granted you confused me.

I wish that i wished when i wished before my last wish and my wish was a wish that another wish could not beat and wished that i wished on that wish.

Granted, you could not wish.

i wish i could wish for a wish that could wish for a wish and wish that uncorupts a wish that corupted a wish that corupted a wish.

WHAT>!?!
corrupt...
i wish that peaple would stop with the confusing stuff!!!!!

Granted, I am zombie i can continue.

I wish for a wish for a wish that wishes for another wish which reverses another wish and makes a wish availible whcih I use to uncorupt a wish.