Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, your dead.

I wish someone else got shot other than me.

Granted your future wife gets shot

i wish i got shot

Granted, it was with a star wars disruptor.(you die an agonizing death.)

I wish for an akira.

ganted somthing bad happens to you

i wish i new if he was refering to the ship from star trek

Granted, i mail you letter that says the words "yes" on it, it has anthrax on it and you die.

I wish for a death star that doesn't have the extra exhaust port.

Granted it now has 1 exosut port, oh and did I menchin a farm boy just shot 2 torpedoes in it

I wish i had some anthrax gamma

Granted, it kills you.

I wish for world peace.(go crazy with this one)

Granted! Aliens Take over the world, You are killed, and beer is the commerce of the galaxy!

I wish i had GMod (Earthdeath is lucky cause he has half life 2 or team fortress or whatever.)

You wish upon a star for the GMod you find out the star is not a star but a spaceship
crushing down in your face, you die and the next day your wish comes true reviving you and you get the GMod
but unfortunately you get killed by someone hating GMods.
That's just god laughing at you!



I wish for a cure for cancer.



I said: "I wish for a cure for cancer"

Granted. the cure is leprosy.

I wish for a box.

granted you find it and get in the box but the box took it's toll on you you are now insane and are locked up for eternity but as a side effect of the box you are imortal so you can't be killled and are force to live out your days eating chease witch by the way you are now allergic to. witch makes you more insane and bed ridden so then you can't eat the chease so they have to feed it into you though tubes witch makes you sikker but no one wants to cure you.


I wish i was born in the 24th century AD

Granted, you are a bajoran, and all killed in the cardassian occupation.

I wish for a brand new starship.

granted but you don't now how to use it and activate the manual self-destruct

I wish i was born in the 25th century

Granted, you are killed in the temporal cold war.

I wish for an object

granted it a box in you heart

i wish i was in the 26th century

Granted, you destroy the universe.

I wish for a new series of Trek.

Granted. It sucks so much that you commit suicide.

I wish to be a 60 AD roman. (that means that i wish i was a roman in 60 AD)

Granted, you become emperor and are assassinated.

I wish for a giant cookie.

granted it's in your head and you die

i wish i was in the 27th century AD

Granted you get hit by a flycar.

I wish i was crazy frog (bing bing)

granted your hit by a car wile crossing the road

I wish i was in the 28th century

Granted. By this time mankind has been eradicated by their quest to destroy all the suns and you are vaporized by a shockwave left from one.

I wish I pwnt more than I already do.

Granted, you die of cancer.

I wish i was born in the star wars universe.

Granted. You face anakin as a trainee jedi as he kills off everyone in the temple and you get your head cut off.

I wish 2+2 didn't equal fish or 4.

Granted. no one cares.

I wish for a Gauss gun.(bet you no know what that is. )