Pirates of the Empire RPG.

glokna (what's tht supssed mean)

Your language, a short gurgle can be an entire sentence, and a long Gutharamaghtragaaisrretyaytnasfnsasueritnadsmdasiernasfadiar means ok.

uuuuuuunnnnnnn (yah but thats in Rancor in Pigmy Rancor it's reversed)

Ok, i'm gonna go find some supplies, averyone get to the ship, and check in.

Guys! i just came across a hostile cruiser! i have the plans for it, but it is attacking! Please get over here now! my left solar energy collecter has been blasted off! help!!!! I wont holt out for much.... zhhhsshhhhhhh *radio fizzes out*

*on the bridge of Free Lancer.*
Get in there now. Use Ions to disable there sheilds, but after that all power to Turbolasers!

Guys, beam me over! quickly! all 3 of my wings are gone!

where in star WARS not star trek...

fine... Get me into the docking bay!

Locking on tractor beam. They don't have starfighters launched right now so jump as soon as he's aboard.

MUG (i'll make sure that he is ok)

He's aboard, jump 3...2...1...mark.

*ship accelerates to light speed*

*in sick bay* i have a bad burn mark on my left arm... oh god it hurts... keep the rancor out. he may rip my arm off... oh god it started bleeding. Get a bandage... Pronto! it smells horrifing too... (remember? there is sick bays in star wars.)

Just use a cauterizer.(burns wounds shut.)

Sniff (he hurt my feelings)

I swear, your the most sensitive rancor i ever meant. Now apoligize to him.

AHHHRG!!! IT BURNS!!!!

Well duh, now apoligize to Hi.

Ok, sorry.

Ok, Hi you happy?

BBBBBBSTSTTTT (Yah mmmmmaaaaannn)

OK the next convoy is escorted by 2 Carrack Cruisers. Be ready when we exit hyperspace.

2 Minutes till exist from hyperspace. Ready sheilds and all weapons, pilots to your fighters!

Glup (Armour on)

3...2...1....MARK! LAUNCH ALL FIGHTERS!! TARGET THE THE LEAD CARRACK WITH TURBOLASER AND ION CANNONS, FIRE THE BREACHING POD WITH HI IN IT AT THE SECOND!!!